Lost and Found

I suppose I should share an anecdote rather than just ramble. So here goes. When I was hospitalized for nearly three months, I started getting bored and had cabin fever. Who wouldn't? They did 15 minute checks there and I had grown used to them. However one day, while they were doing them, they didn't notice me in the hallway. So I decided to experiment. I would duck into rooms after they had already checked them and basically followed behind them. After they checked my room, I went in there and hid. My room was close to the nurses station so I head them saying, "where's Melissa?" I let them sweat it out a bit and then walked casually out of my room making sure they noticed me. They asked me where I had been and I said, "Oh, in my room." They looked bewildered and a lady said, "I could've sworn I looked in there." We just all shrugged it off and I walked away chuckling to myself. Yeah, I'm an ass.